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How to launch a perfume so the whole world pays attention
1. As the leader of a rogue state, make an announcement that you are going to launch a long range rocket.
2. This will upset not only your superpower neighbors, but major countries worldwide.
3. Instead of launching your rocket, announce that you are actually launching a new perfume, named after yourself and smelling like you and the “native Korean unicorns.”
Not only have you generated worldwide attention, you have also made a revelation that a mythical creature is real and living in your country and patrons get to experience what it is like to smell like an unstable dictator. Marketing genius!